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thomasmore » Fri Mar 08, 2019 11:54 am wrote:Successful trading is like getting pregnant.
Everyone congratulates you when you manage it, but no one asks how many times you got fu***d first.

:D I like this one, thanx for sharing
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For the elder of us: Alfred E. Neumann is bacK!
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:smile:
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Maybe Steve originated some of these. To the rest of us, they may come in handy some day. I'm sure the list is incomplete.

Here's a few British insults to warm your heart, you wanker:

Tosser – Supreme Asshole or jerk.

Wanker – Idiot

Slag – Whore, the worst kind

Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys – The French

Lost the plot – Gone crazy or completely stupid.

Daft Cow – Dumb, large woman

Arsehole – Asshole

Barmy – Stupid or crazy.

Chav – White Trash / Low Class

Dodgy – Shady character

Git – Moron, Idiot

Gormless – Complete lack of common sense

Manky – Disgusting

Minger – Very unattractive woman

Muppet – Dimwit (not the puppet variety)

Naff – Tacky

Nutter – Someone’s who’s clearly crazy

Pikey – White trash – also used to slight Gypsies or Irish Travellers

Pillock – Idiot

Plonker – Idiot

Prat – Idiot, asshole

Scrubber – A nicer way to say slag

Trollop – A lady of questionable morals

Uphill Gardener – Another way of saying homosexual

Twit – Idiot

Knob Head – Dickhead

Piss Off – Go Away

Bell End – Dick Head (bell end also means penis)

Lazy Sod – Useless idiot

Skiver – Lazy sod

Knob – Dick

Wazzock – Someone so dumb they can only do manual labor (from Yorkshire)

Ninny – Brilliant but inferior

Berk – Idiot

Airy-fairy – Not strong, weak.

Ankle-biters – Children

Arse-licker – A sycophant

Arsemonger – A person that generate contempt.

Chuffer – An annoying perfusion

Daft as a bush – Silly, Crazy

Dead from the neck up – Stupid.

Gannet – Greedy person.

Gone to the dogs – rotten, deteriorated

Ligger – freeloader

Like a dog with two dicks – Man whore

Mad as a bag of ferrets – Crazy

Maggot – A despicable person

Mingebag – A bad person, an asshole who might be cheap.

Not batting on a full wicket – Eccentric person a little crazy or odd.

Plug-Ugly – Very Ugly person
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Steve, mug of tea?

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In times of crisis and anxiety, one can gain a deep insight into the psyche of nationalities by their panic buying preferences:

The Italian: Flour, canned meat and legumes ;)
The French: Red vine, cigarettes and condoms :oops:
The Spain: Vine and beer, potato chips and chocolate :lol:
The German: Noodles and toilet paper :cry:
The American: Firearms and ammunition :shock:

Feel free to add to that list ...

Cheers
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tomele » 1 minute ago wrote:In times of crisis and anxiety, one can gain a deep insight into the psyche of nationalities by their panic buying preferences:

The Italian: Flour, canned meat and legumes ;)
The French: Red vine, cigarettes and condoms :oops:
The Spain: Vine and beer, potato chips and chocolate :lol:
The German: Noodles and toilet paper :cry:
The American: Firearms and ammunition :shock:

Feel free to add to that list ...

Cheers
Thomas

The Dutch: Cannabis :D



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You would not believe how long it took me to understand the pic. :arrrg: :arrrg: :arrrg: :arrrg: :arrrg:

Hey ho.

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Read the effing manual, ok?

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