A couple more from the US MasterChef Junior.
From the first round of series 6, I think.
Asks judge of a teensy tot, "Why did you cook your steak in a non-stick pan."
Clearly addressing a lunatic with the brain capacity of a blade of grass, teensy tot replied, "Because I did not want it to stick."
What did this idiot expect.
At least he allowed the clip to be shown. 
Then the finale of series 5. I have mentioned how kids involved in competitions want to win yet become fiercely supportive of each other.
So come the final and two 11 year olds' were awaiting the announcement of the winner.
Whilst hugging each other.
It is one of the sweetest thingies I have ever seen.
Humanity has a hope of survival so long as we do not fuck up our kids.
