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| Author: | niepce [ Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: some fun .. |
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| Author: | cuzgeorge [ Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: some fun .. |
Keep this number on speed dial; delivered on time for long baths in the UK. Please note parking on curbs or on public parks also permitted in extreme cases. |
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| Author: | simplex [ Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Kim Jong Booom |
 ... this really is NOT my favourite style of music, but if magical Kim Jong Booom is performing ... http://www.ardmediathek.de/ndr-fernsehe ... d=14082706 For non German speakers: the link goes to German Federal Television (ARD). And the song lyrics are mostly about a 'little fatty from North Corea', the size of weapons vs. the size of penises, 'sexy' bombs ... You'll understand the intention by music and pictures. Enjoy! simplex p.s.: In the end it's part of a sad story, and for me - being German - watching this leaves ambivalent feelings behind like cracking jokes about Hitler and his still present followers. |
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| Author: | SteveHopwood [ Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: some fun .. |
17 year old Sarah told me in her piano lesson today that she was out at a party last night, where she did not know anyone. "Did you have a good time?" I asked. The reply is a classic. "Yes I did. I discovered a group of 10 others who are mad keen musicians and also doing 'A' level music. We sat around discussing music theory for hours." They throw wild parties in rural England.  |
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| Author: | garyfritz [ Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: some fun .. |
Long-distance romance? No worries! Those clever Aussies have brought technology to the rescue! http://mashable.com/2013/04/21/fundawear-underwear/ |
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| Author: | cuzgeorge [ Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: some fun .. |
i'm tougher!, .......i'm a trader. |
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| Author: | cuzgeorge [ Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: some fun .. |
a quick laugh between paramater changes. |
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| Author: | SteveHopwood [ Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: some fun .. |
Wonderful. I am doing stuff at the computer. My wife is watching something or other on telly - not sure what but some sort of police programme. Cops have pulled a car over for something or other. One of the occupants is not happy. Turns out there are loads of plastic bags full of 'designer' clothes. Cop: There are a lot of designer clothes in here. Occupant: I just picked them up from the dry cleaner. Cop: they have clothes hangers with sizes and price tags. Too busy laughing to hear and report the response. |
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| Author: | cuzgeorge [ Wed May 01, 2013 12:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: some fun .. |
Im bored stiff so to keep myself from overtrading, i'm posting here; Wonderful English from Around the World In a Bangkok Temple : IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. Cocktail lounge , Norway : LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctor's office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. Dry cleaners, Bangkok: DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS. In a Nairobi restaurant: CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER. On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE. On a poster at Kencom: ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP. In a City restaurant: OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS. In a Cemetery: PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES. Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED. On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant: OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR. In a Tokyo Bar: SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS. Hotel, Yugoslavia: THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE, IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID. Hotel, Japan: YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID. In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery: YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY. A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, OR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE. Hotel, Zurich: BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE. Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand: WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS? Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. (Just Like British Airways!!!) A Laundry in Rome: LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME. And finally the all time classic: Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window: IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED, PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE… ….Amen! |
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| Author: | cuzgeorge [ Fri May 03, 2013 10:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: some fun .. |
Questions you can't answer; Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? What is the speed of darkness? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Did you ever stop and wonder....... Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?' Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.' Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs ! If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on...... Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place? |
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