thomasmore » Fri Mar 08, 2019 11:54 am wrote:Successful trading is like getting pregnant.
Everyone congratulates you when you manage it, but no one asks how many times you got fu***d first.
I like this one, thanx for sharingsome fun ..
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Happy pippin, Thomas 
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so. (Mark Twain)
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It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so. (Mark Twain)
Keep the coder going: Donate
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some fun .. NSFW and politically incorrect, I'm sure.
Maybe Steve originated some of these. To the rest of us, they may come in handy some day. I'm sure the list is incomplete.
Here's a few British insults to warm your heart, you wanker:
Tosser – Supreme Asshole or jerk.
Wanker – Idiot
Slag – Whore, the worst kind
Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys – The French
Lost the plot – Gone crazy or completely stupid.
Daft Cow – Dumb, large woman
Arsehole – Asshole
Barmy – Stupid or crazy.
Chav – White Trash / Low Class
Dodgy – Shady character
Git – Moron, Idiot
Gormless – Complete lack of common sense
Manky – Disgusting
Minger – Very unattractive woman
Muppet – Dimwit (not the puppet variety)
Naff – Tacky
Nutter – Someone’s who’s clearly crazy
Pikey – White trash – also used to slight Gypsies or Irish Travellers
Pillock – Idiot
Plonker – Idiot
Prat – Idiot, asshole
Scrubber – A nicer way to say slag
Trollop – A lady of questionable morals
Uphill Gardener – Another way of saying homosexual
Twit – Idiot
Knob Head – Dickhead
Piss Off – Go Away
Bell End – Dick Head (bell end also means penis)
Lazy Sod – Useless idiot
Skiver – Lazy sod
Knob – Dick
Wazzock – Someone so dumb they can only do manual labor (from Yorkshire)
Ninny – Brilliant but inferior
Berk – Idiot
Airy-fairy – Not strong, weak.
Ankle-biters – Children
Arse-licker – A sycophant
Arsemonger – A person that generate contempt.
Chuffer – An annoying perfusion
Daft as a bush – Silly, Crazy
Dead from the neck up – Stupid.
Gannet – Greedy person.
Gone to the dogs – rotten, deteriorated
Ligger – freeloader
Like a dog with two dicks – Man whore
Mad as a bag of ferrets – Crazy
Maggot – A despicable person
Mingebag – A bad person, an asshole who might be cheap.
Not batting on a full wicket – Eccentric person a little crazy or odd.
Plug-Ugly – Very Ugly person
Here's a few British insults to warm your heart, you wanker:
Tosser – Supreme Asshole or jerk.
Wanker – Idiot
Slag – Whore, the worst kind
Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys – The French
Lost the plot – Gone crazy or completely stupid.
Daft Cow – Dumb, large woman
Arsehole – Asshole
Barmy – Stupid or crazy.
Chav – White Trash / Low Class
Dodgy – Shady character
Git – Moron, Idiot
Gormless – Complete lack of common sense
Manky – Disgusting
Minger – Very unattractive woman
Muppet – Dimwit (not the puppet variety)
Naff – Tacky
Nutter – Someone’s who’s clearly crazy
Pikey – White trash – also used to slight Gypsies or Irish Travellers
Pillock – Idiot
Plonker – Idiot
Prat – Idiot, asshole
Scrubber – A nicer way to say slag
Trollop – A lady of questionable morals
Uphill Gardener – Another way of saying homosexual
Twit – Idiot
Knob Head – Dickhead
Piss Off – Go Away
Bell End – Dick Head (bell end also means penis)
Lazy Sod – Useless idiot
Skiver – Lazy sod
Knob – Dick
Wazzock – Someone so dumb they can only do manual labor (from Yorkshire)
Ninny – Brilliant but inferior
Berk – Idiot
Airy-fairy – Not strong, weak.
Ankle-biters – Children
Arse-licker – A sycophant
Arsemonger – A person that generate contempt.
Chuffer – An annoying perfusion
Daft as a bush – Silly, Crazy
Dead from the neck up – Stupid.
Gannet – Greedy person.
Gone to the dogs – rotten, deteriorated
Ligger – freeloader
Like a dog with two dicks – Man whore
Mad as a bag of ferrets – Crazy
Maggot – A despicable person
Mingebag – A bad person, an asshole who might be cheap.
Not batting on a full wicket – Eccentric person a little crazy or odd.
Plug-Ugly – Very Ugly person
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MurphyMan
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Steve, mug of tea?
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In times of crisis and anxiety, one can gain a deep insight into the psyche of nationalities by their panic buying preferences:
The Italian: Flour, canned meat and legumes
The French: Red vine, cigarettes and condoms
The Spain: Vine and beer, potato chips and chocolate
The German: Noodles and toilet paper
The American: Firearms and ammunition
Feel free to add to that list ...
Cheers
Thomas
The Italian: Flour, canned meat and legumes
The French: Red vine, cigarettes and condoms
The Spain: Vine and beer, potato chips and chocolate
The German: Noodles and toilet paper
The American: Firearms and ammunition
Feel free to add to that list ...
Cheers
Thomas
Happy pippin, Thomas
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so. (Mark Twain)
Keep the coder going: Donate
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so. (Mark Twain)
Keep the coder going: Donate
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Ehrenmat
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tomele » 1 minute ago wrote:In times of crisis and anxiety, one can gain a deep insight into the psyche of nationalities by their panic buying preferences:
The Italian: Flour, canned meat and legumes
The French: Red vine, cigarettes and condoms
The Spain: Vine and beer, potato chips and chocolate
The German: Noodles and toilet paper
The American: Firearms and ammunition
Feel free to add to that list ...
Cheers
Thomas
The Dutch: Cannabis
:hi:
Remember: A few hours of trial and error can save you minutes of looking at the README
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You would not believe how long it took me to understand the pic.
Hey ho.
Read the effing manual, ok?
Afterprime is the official SHF broker. Read about them at https://www.stevehopwoodforex.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?p=175790#p175790.
I still suffer from OCCD. Good thing, really.
Anyone here feeling generous? My paypal account is always in the market for a tiny donation. pianodoodler@hotmail.com is the account.
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My special thanks to Thomas (tomele) for all the incredible work he does here.
Afterprime is the official SHF broker. Read about them at https://www.stevehopwoodforex.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?p=175790#p175790.
I still suffer from OCCD. Good thing, really.
Anyone here feeling generous? My paypal account is always in the market for a tiny donation. pianodoodler@hotmail.com is the account.
To see The Weekly Roundup of stuff you guys might have missed Click here
My special thanks to Thomas (tomele) for all the incredible work he does here.
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