some fun ..

[Armen]

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[Armen]

To our Dear Steve and other great guys who fight with that faulty codes to make them work as they should.

[garyfritz]

Here's the perfect gift for that Apple fanboy / Star Wars fanatic on your list:
An iPhone case!



(In case you don't get it, that's "Steve Jobs in carbonite." )

[Jemook]

LOL that is amazing.

[SteveHopwood]

To our Dear Steve and other great guys who fight with that faulty codes to make them work as they should.

[fxozgirl]

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[garyfritz]

LOL!!!!

Here's an article about the last Winter Olympics in Canada. The athletes ran through their allocation of ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND CONDOMS and needed an emergency shipment.

http://www.cbc.ca/olympics/blogs/postbl ... letes.html

100,000 condoms for 7000 athletes translates to 14 per person. Or, errr, 28 per couple. Don't they have to spend some time, you know, skiing and skating and stuff??

Guess they play by the motto "go hard or go home!"

[fxozgirl]

LOL!!!!

Here's an article about the last Winter Olympics in Canada. The athletes ran through their allocation of ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND CONDOMS and needed an emergency shipment.

http://www.cbc.ca/olympics/blogs/postbl ... letes.html

100,000 condoms for 7000 athletes translates to 14 per person. Or, errr, 28 per couple. Don't they have to spend some time, you know, skiing and skating and stuff??

Guess they play by the motto "go hard or go home!"

Now that's an Olympian effort!!

[SteveHopwood]

Two Blondes With Hammers...

Lynn & Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House.

Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull outa nail & either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, ' Why are you throwing those nails away?'

Lynn explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end & I throw them away.'

Judy got completely upset & yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective!They're for the other side of the house!'
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Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?

They had gone to see 'Closed for the Winter.'
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A blonde was driving home after a game & got caught in a really bad

Hailstorm.. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it

To a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he

Decided to have some fun... He told her to go home and blow into the

Tail pipe really hard, & all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands & knees & started

Blowing into her tailpipe.. Nothing happened.. So she blew a little harder, & still nothing happened.

Her blonde roommate saw her & asked, 'What are you doing?' The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blowinto the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

The roommate rolled her eyes & said, 'Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first.'

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A blonde was shopping at Target & came across a shiny silver thermos.

She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up & took it to the clerk to ask what it was.

The clerk said, 'Why, that's a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot, And cold things cold.'

'Wow, said the blonde, 'that's amazing.....I'm going to buy it!'

So she bought the thermos & took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk.

'What's that,' he asked?

'Why, that's a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot & cold things cold,' she replied..

Her boss inquired, 'What do you have in it?'

The blond replied...... 'Two popsicles & some coffee.'

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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'

The blonde replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.'

The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, 'Why don't you go home for the day? Take the day off to relax & rest.'

'Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it & I have the best chance of doing that here.'

The boss agrees & allows the blonde to work as usual.

A couple of hours pass & the boss decides to check on the blonde.He looks out from his office & sees the blonde crying hysterically...

'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?' he asks.

'No!' exclaims the blonde. 'I just received a horrible call from my sister.Her mother died, too!'

[thomasmore]

Q: What does the blind man says when you put a sheet of coarse sanding paper in his hands?
A: Wow, that is written very,very small !!