Make MILLIONS with my Indicator

[garyfritz]

Pippa, whatever you're on, I want some! I think. No, maybe not...

RJo, top marks for finding the new picture of Jem!! I am sooOOoo tempted to abuse my mod powers and go change his avatar for him....

(Jem, I can't / don't want to picture you in a haircut and a suit. You've destroyed my childhood! Don't you wear Billycock gear at the office??)

[garyfritz]

He he... everytime I see Pippa, I want to say, Pippa please! Don't know why.

[Jemook]

LOL you guys are too funny. My hair changes week to week.. Here's a picture from 2005:

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*shoots self in foot*

[Pippa]

Pippa, whatever you're on, I want some! I think. No, maybe not...

I once saw a man with silver and gold spray paint all over his beard. He swore that the metallics were better than the regular colors. I didn't have the heart to tell him it wasn't Christmas, or that his magic rag wasn't working. In any event, this should get you on par with Pippa. He he... everytime I see Pippa, I want to say, Pippa please! Don't know why. I think I failed to change the channel when Wu-Tang appeared on SNL a few years back, so that must be it.

RJo, top marks for finding the new picture of Jem!!

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die...

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You can take the wifebeater out of the man... but you can't take the man out of the wifebeater.

I am sooOOoo tempted to abuse my mod powers and go change his avatar for him....

I just realized... the only loon in this thread who isn't a mod is Pippa,,, Pippa please! ... who, interestingly enough, is the only person thus far with enough sense to leave. Surely an avatar war would lead to a banning circle jerk, which I'm not into. I'll take your temptation as additional "props." Pippa please!

(Jem, I can't / don't want to picture you in a haircut and a suit. You've destroyed my childhood! Don't you wear Billycock gear at the office??)

Whoa... hold off on the spray paint. I Googled this and saw a billygoat getting dewormed "Colorado" style. Something, half clown and half John Denver, was singing Rocky Mountain High. I'm not into this either. I can't stop crying.

I have not left this thread!

I finally found a "Hummel Figurine Exterminator."

Figurine Pest control is a VERY serious Matter.

The Exterminator also found the Elf in my Fridge which explains all of the Climate Control and Strobe Light issues I was having.



AND THEN


I here that in New York the sewers are infested with albino Alligators due to children flushing little ones down the toilet.

Urban legend?

I think not!

Apparently there is a danger that the Albino Toilet Elf population could be increasing as well but that has yet to be confirmed .

LOVE to all you,

Pippa

[garyfritz]

LOL you guys are too funny. My hair changes week to week.. Here's a picture from 2005:

My hair changes week to week, too... every week there's less of it!!

But since you're posting entertaining hair-day pictures, Jem, here's one of mine from (I'm embarrassed to admit to such a young whippersnapper) 1975:

[garyfritz]

garyfritz, I think it's beyotch... please!

That's not what the rest of the intertubes thinks: https://www.google.com/search?q=bitch+please returns over 1000 times more hits than https://www.google.com/search?q=beyotch ... se!+-bitch. The POWER of the INTERWEBZ is behind da b*tch!

And to correct myself, Wu-Tang is actually the Wu-Tang Clan. Not to be confused with Pootie Tang, my favorite movie of all time.

We knew what you meant. At least I did. I've wasted enough time on the web to have come across the Clan before.

Now Pootie Tang, that one I had to google...

[garyfritz]

Oh, you're talking REAL world! Pssht. Who spends any time THERE!?

I've got Internet dweebs behind me. "Bitch Please" (with Yao Ming's face) is a well-known Internet meme. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/yao-ming- ... tch-please

[thomasmore]

Pippa, just tried a premium version of your 8-ball Indicator: I use it together with the 21-ball ! Throw them both at your monitor, and if the 8 crosses the path of the 21 from above, you sell. Easy as that. However, it doesn't work if your monitor moves sideways with the markets.

[AnotherBrian]

LOL you guys are too funny. My hair changes week to week.. Here's a picture from 2005:

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*shoots self in foot*

Hmmmm, I just signed up with GP, picture makes me have second thoughts!!

Just kidding. You have more guts than I do, not going to post a picture of me with hair half way down my back!