some fun ..

[cuzgeorge]

LOST IN TRANSLATION..


A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.

A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"


The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there.
But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...

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First poster - A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster - man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster- Our man is now totally refreshed.
Then these posters were pasted all over the place
"That should have worked," said the friend.


The salesman replied "I also didn't realize that Arabs go from right to left"

[cuzgeorge]

Walk with me while i age...

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Sh-t… I forgot the words.

[MurphyMan]

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[cuzgeorge]

How to turn a Number 1 into a Number 2;

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[garyfritz]

Sort of like the African Laxative: if she isn't now, she will be in a second...

[cuzgeorge]

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Golf Panties....
The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any undies?' asks her Husband.
'Well' she said, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'

The he immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a $50. Go and buy yourself some nice underwear.'

Next, came an Irishman's wife she bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers why not?'

She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'
He reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear"!

Lastly, a Scotsman's wife bends over to place ball on tee, and the wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?' She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says…
'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb.... Tidy yerself up a bit.'

[cuzgeorge]

OUCHEY OUCH!

[garyfritz]

[niepce]

Don't stand behind a bull trend !



Edit, alternative title : trader's nailed - subtle stophunting.

[garyfritz]

If you've ever seen Carrie Underwood's video "Before He Cheats:" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaSy8yy-mr8

...then this one might give you cold chills: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU1pD4xPe2M