Another laugh at my expense

[SteveHopwood]

I know how much you all love a laugh at my expense, so here is a thread devoted entirely to that activity.

I am 65. Frankly, I am starting to fear some of the thingies that can come with advancing age.

I can feel a terror for example, when I forget a word. That is, until I remember I have been forgetting words all of my adult life - then I relax.

Tonight was a horror. I noticed that I could not see out of the central portion of my right eye.

Instant panic. Macular degeneration diagnosed, googled and confirmed within seconds.

Then I cleaned my glasses. Better than any drug ever taken.

[Lowphat]

yea but have you ever forgotten what you were saying mid sentence while you were having a discussion with someone else. talk about feeling stupid
and im only 40

[SteveHopwood]

yea but have you ever forgotten what you were saying mid sentence while you were having a discussion with someone else. talk about feeling stupid
and im only 40

Of course I bloody well ha.....

Sorry. What were we talking about?

Yep. Been there.

[tomele]

My favourite joke to override me having lost the thread:

... Hey Doctor, I think I have got Alzheimer ...
... Since when do you think that? ...
... Since when do I think what? ...

[SteveHopwood]

I have written a manger to move the stop order open prices of my DFC trades when the market forms new peaks.

It works perfectly. I know that now. I shall be letting you guys have it in case it is of use to you, very soon.

Yesterday, it suddenly stopped working.

I searched frantically through the code.

Everything appeared to be correct. It is not difficult code, dammit. There couldn't be anything wrong. An infoant or a CrapperTrader4 coder could not have got it wrong.

But is WASN'T BLOODY WELL WORKING. Several hours passed. Painfully.

Then I discovered I had removed it from the chart it was supposed to on.